Merlin is alive and well, working as a voluptuous auto mechanic in an urban epicenter on the west coast of the United States of America. Relief is just a swallow away, just avoid the miniature pink foam. 

Houdini, Ron Tonkin, banana boards, Yokohama, Angels in the Outfield, troll carls, and Bruce Jenner are also discussed.

Special guest star Melissa provides her expertise on the trials and tribulations at the Ewing ranch, as the family attempts to save enough mud money to buy a Tudor.

Montagoos and Romulons, Lou Pinella, John Ross III, Cliff bars, Tony from Remington Steele, kissing bandits, and George Kennedy are also discussed.