Recorded weeks, perhaps even months, prior, at long last the Doug episode has arrived! Grab a Honker burger with a side of nematode, sit back, and enjoy!

It's time for more puppets!!! With button eyes or real human eyes? You'll have to listen to know. Oh, and Bob Gunton loves knives. 

Ron Artest, Gilbert Gottfried, Meet Joe Black, and the life and death of the Olson twins are also discussed.

Happy Fourth of July! 'Merica best country on Earth, where fax machines create beautiful women and the bombs burst in midair.