Our hosts follow the lives of Canadian junior high students that aren’t Drake as they progress through some combination of 6th, 7th, 8th, and/or 9th grade.

Raw Reality’s opening acts, Jeremiah Johnson, gherkins, Tim Horton’s, fedoras, and tendies are also discussed.

A man with two ears and two eyes becomes paralyzed from the waist down as a result of a horrific T.J. Hooker sniper and subsequently creates a battery-powered suit that allows him to walk for 30-40 minutes, depending on how many podcasts he is downloading and how many invisible dinosaurs are chasing him.

Dark Man, Blanka, Mr. Box, Dr. John, Markieff Morris code, and Harvey’s bush are also discussed.