David Duchovny IS Jake Winters -- not to be confused with Jake Cardigan -- and he's on a mission to read a lot of sexytime diaries while he wanders around town with his dog and tries not to feel sad. 

Laundry mats, soup and cassettes, Superman credits, and so many other great things are also discussed.

With Ross away playing laser tag, special guest star Shannon rides in on her horse of victory to watch…. this!

Umlauts, Nam, Lunesta, Galgagremda, Blowfly, Krod bod, gourds of lube, dolphin haircuts, and Bruce are also discussed

Contestants are trolled into thinking they’re The Troll, but they’re all being trolled while thinking they’re The Troll.

We'll be back at full length soon with The Red Shoe Diaries!